At the arena’s center, a woman with augmented breasts and hips entered from the dark doorway to more cheers. She wore a red bikini, barely there.

Sprite made her way through the crowd, being pushed this way and that as they grew more restless. The nearly naked woman rounded the stage one time when a man wearing a suit of gray plaid came out of the doorway. He gave her a long kiss and grabbed a hanging microphone.

“Ladies and gentlemen,” he announced, voice echoing throughout the room as he took to the stage and looked over the crowd. “Welcome!”