Jazelle circled the stage, computer processor held over her head and hips swinging wide as members of the crowd began bidding with handheld readers.

A four-sided counter hung above the announcer. He continued as the going price increased.

“This processor is a world of improvement over the 1750 model. You’ll see obvious process speeds increased, as well as agile capabilities. The 1800 works hand in hand with D-series modules, improving regenerative memory time-sharing and encouraging processor cloning. Series installation is a snap and output speeds are guaranteed for at least 7.1.”

Jazelle continued her flaunt until the bidding leveled out.